Dispatch
This is a pretty basic description.
It isn't complicated. We need a dispatcher. We need one who dispatches. A dispatching fool.
Are you dispatching material? Take this three question test to find out.
1. When on a family vacation do you find yourself being yelled at by some other less efficient family members because you have color coded todays activities?
2. Do you find joy in seeing trucks line up at the end of the day knowing that it was you that told them where to go and how to get there?
3. Would it kill you if I didn't list a third question? Would you think to yourself he didn't really have a third question. So he came up with this silly last bit of trickery. Thats when your mind begins to wonder into thoughts of maybe he did have a final question and he just wants to mess with my mind. That's it. He has a third questions. I've got to know what it is. I've just got to!
Hmmm. Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. You should ask about it on your message to us. JUST A SUGGESTION
You MUST BE a certain type of person.
You MUST BE organized .
You MUST BE detail oriented
You MUST BE willing to keep cool under lots of pressure when things get busy.
You MUST BE able to laugh at yourself
You MUST BE on time every day. Day in and day out. If you aren't there to dispatch our guys/gals they melt down. We hate when they do that. So punctuality is EVERYTHING!
You MUST BE a super star with our service guys. They work hard and love to talk to someone that makes them smile and keep on working.
You MUST BE able to run an overly stimulating, deeply confusing all together too complicated system. We will teach, and then re-teach. But re-teaching what has been re-taught and re-teached, just isn't going to happen. So make sure that you are a super star when it comes to dispatching.
If you have dispatch experience, it would be hard not to get an interview. So there is your back door information.
Contact:
Rob
Phone:
801-803-6818
Email:
utahcustomerservice@gmail.com
PLEASE STATE WHICH POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR
CAUTION!!! TWO STEP PROCESS COMING YOUR WAY!!!! SLOW DOWN!! FINES DOUBLE IN CONSTRUCTION AREAS. READ LABEL BEFORE APPLYING!!!! MAY BE DANGEROUS FOR KIDS UNDER SIX (ok so that one we just through in because we were on a role).
STEP 1:
Send your resume to us at utahcustomerservice@gmail.com
STEP 2:
Call 801-803-6818 and introduce yourself. This is the fun part. Since most of this is over the phone, we really want to hear what your soothing, fun, charismatic voice tones. But Rob you say I'm not charismatic, or fun or soothing. Can I still have a job? Rather than beat around the bush, the answer is a quick and kind of tart NO!
STEP 3:
Run laps around your house till we call you back. Its good for ya. Besides, if you are as good as you think you are then it won't be too long before you get a call from us saying that you left us the best voicemail we've ever heard and can't wait to meet you in person just so we can take a selfy with you standing next to us. Its really gonna be great! YAY!!
PS PLEASE STATE WHICH POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR ON THE VOICEMAIL.Estimated Salary: $20 to $28 per hour based on qualifications.
It isn't complicated. We need a dispatcher. We need one who dispatches. A dispatching fool.
Are you dispatching material? Take this three question test to find out.
1. When on a family vacation do you find yourself being yelled at by some other less efficient family members because you have color coded todays activities?
2. Do you find joy in seeing trucks line up at the end of the day knowing that it was you that told them where to go and how to get there?
3. Would it kill you if I didn't list a third question? Would you think to yourself he didn't really have a third question. So he came up with this silly last bit of trickery. Thats when your mind begins to wonder into thoughts of maybe he did have a final question and he just wants to mess with my mind. That's it. He has a third questions. I've got to know what it is. I've just got to!
Hmmm. Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. You should ask about it on your message to us. JUST A SUGGESTION
You MUST BE a certain type of person.
You MUST BE organized .
You MUST BE detail oriented
You MUST BE willing to keep cool under lots of pressure when things get busy.
You MUST BE able to laugh at yourself
You MUST BE on time every day. Day in and day out. If you aren't there to dispatch our guys/gals they melt down. We hate when they do that. So punctuality is EVERYTHING!
You MUST BE a super star with our service guys. They work hard and love to talk to someone that makes them smile and keep on working.
You MUST BE able to run an overly stimulating, deeply confusing all together too complicated system. We will teach, and then re-teach. But re-teaching what has been re-taught and re-teached, just isn't going to happen. So make sure that you are a super star when it comes to dispatching.
If you have dispatch experience, it would be hard not to get an interview. So there is your back door information.
Contact:
Rob
Phone:
801-803-6818
Email:
utahcustomerservice@gmail.com
PLEASE STATE WHICH POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR
CAUTION!!! TWO STEP PROCESS COMING YOUR WAY!!!! SLOW DOWN!! FINES DOUBLE IN CONSTRUCTION AREAS. READ LABEL BEFORE APPLYING!!!! MAY BE DANGEROUS FOR KIDS UNDER SIX (ok so that one we just through in because we were on a role).
STEP 1:
Send your resume to us at utahcustomerservice@gmail.com
STEP 2:
Call 801-803-6818 and introduce yourself. This is the fun part. Since most of this is over the phone, we really want to hear what your soothing, fun, charismatic voice tones. But Rob you say I'm not charismatic, or fun or soothing. Can I still have a job? Rather than beat around the bush, the answer is a quick and kind of tart NO!
STEP 3:
Run laps around your house till we call you back. Its good for ya. Besides, if you are as good as you think you are then it won't be too long before you get a call from us saying that you left us the best voicemail we've ever heard and can't wait to meet you in person just so we can take a selfy with you standing next to us. Its really gonna be great! YAY!!
PS PLEASE STATE WHICH POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR ON THE VOICEMAIL.Estimated Salary: $20 to $28 per hour based on qualifications.
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